sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

(via danfreakindavis)

19.Aug.14 3 days ago

taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

(Source: taxicar, via its-barack-o-llama)

19.Aug.14 3 days ago

kaliforhnia:

I can’t stand slow texters I would rather eat black licorice than wait on your slow ass to text me back.

(via its-barack-o-llama)

19.Aug.14 3 days ago

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via officialfrenchtoast)

19.Aug.14 3 days ago

forrome:

"How’s school?"

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(via laughing-llama)

19.Aug.14 3 days ago
18.Aug.14 4 days ago

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

(via majestically-awkward-potato)

18.Aug.14 4 days ago
18.Aug.14 4 days ago

lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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(via toolazytolive)

18.Aug.14 4 days ago
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